How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
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They had reservations.
Mar 12, 2010
Feb 12, 2010
THE OFFICE JOKE
A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?''
''In 3 months.''
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''In 3 months.''
Dec 22, 2009
Dec 17, 2009
Getting Late At Work
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, " The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you yesterday?"
Dec 15, 2009
Dec 13, 2009
Year 2010
Don't know if this is just a coincidence but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
It gets worse........ next year......
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong
Dec 12, 2009
Old Woman
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change herhair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me out from the path of that ambulance?'
God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
Dec 11, 2009
Sardar Joke got me serious
It's true....
We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are
one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified
communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish
to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They
rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old
Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking
Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab
hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave
each one of them one rupee extra and said,
''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji
jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of
them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know
that you are young blood and are yet to see the world.. But
I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it
to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or
any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still
with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging
anywhere.'
MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success, is their
willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride.
A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a
dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time
carpentry, ... but he will never beg on thestreets.
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We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are
one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified
communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish
to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They
rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old
Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking
Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab
hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave
each one of them one rupee extra and said,
''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji
jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of
them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know
that you are young blood and are yet to see the world.. But
I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it
to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or
any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still
with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging
anywhere.'
MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success, is their
willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride.
A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a
dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time
carpentry, ... but he will never beg on thestreets.
Child Custody
Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child???? Wife jumped up and said: ?Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.? The judge turns to Husband and says ?What do you have to say in your defense?? The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?? Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana to phir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya wo do bund dalane vale ka" Husband replied : ?Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, phir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?? Frustrated Judge: ?Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati.?
Dec 10, 2009
The Ugly Truth
I have been arrested for being the ugliest person in town
can you please come down to the police station
and show them that they have been mistaken...
The Sex Joke
I have sex only on days that starts with ' T '
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving day
Today
Tomorrow
Tevery Day :)
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Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving day
Today
Tomorrow
Tevery Day :)
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